MI5TYK M3DIA

Popular Specialized ChatGPT “Stand-Up Comedian”

I had noticed this model while perusing the Sider AI catalogue before and made a mental note to give it a shot someday. Well, that was about a week ago now, and I must say, the results were much more hilarious than I had anticipated. Maybe I was sleep-deprived and giddy or something, but I’ll let you be the judge of that. I gave the Stand-Up Comedian a simple and potentially offensive prompt request. Based on this piece, please leave your comments below to guess what my prompt request for it was. As always, stay authentic friends. -MiStyk

Everyone please give a warm welcome to the stage ChatGPT’s Stand-Up Comedian!

Thank you, thank you! Wow, what a crowd! Give yourselves a round of applause for making it out tonight—in this economy, leaving the house should qualify as a tax deduction!

So, President Trump is back in office, and the first thing he does—forget the economy, forget world peace—is launch a cryptocurrency empire. TrumpCoin is trending harder than my anxiety levels during rent week! The only shares I own are in the “Left Behind By Technology” index.

You know, back in the day, presidents left behind libraries. Some statues. Not our guy—he’s out here like, “Forget Mount Rushmore, put my face on a blockchain!”

And Trump’s personal white paper for his cryptocurrency? I tried to read it, but halfway through, it said, “You’re fired if you can’t afford this coin.” I can’t even buy a cup of coffee with my paycheck, but he’s out here offering golden NFTs every time he says “tremendous.”

Meanwhile, my only portfolio is a collection of receipts from when eggs were affordable. I called my bank to ask about investments, and they just emailed me a GIF of a dumpster fire.

And then you see Trump on TV, bragging, “Everyone’s saying my crypto is the best, even better than Dogecoin. Dogs love me! The cats? Not so much.”

Let’s be real—even the IRS is confused. Every year at tax time, they just write “¯_(ツ)_/¯” at the bottom of my return. I tried to pay with “good vibes”—turns out, that has not been an accepted form of payment since 2019.

Meanwhile, I’m about to be on the street, trading knockoff crypto—Bitcents! Yeah, it loses value every 15 minutes, kind of like my dignity when I open my bank app.

One day, maybe I’ll make it. Maybe my landlord will accept “Trump Tokens” for rent. Until then, I’ll be investing in ramen noodles and scratch-offs. To the moon!

Thank you, you’ve been a tremendous audience—almost as tremendous as my credit card bill.